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Kakva je razlika između punice i lešinara.
Lešinar prvo sačeka da umreš pa ti onda pojede džigeru.
Lešinar prvo sačeka da umreš pa ti onda pojede džigeru.
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Any fragile soul can be a Florida Man
Any fragile soul can be a Florida Man
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- Mali, đe ti je babo?
- Pao u bunar prije sedam dana
- Ajooj… E čuj u bunar… Pa kako je?
- Pa mislim da je bolje. Jučer se prest’o derat’.
- Pao u bunar prije sedam dana
- Ajooj… E čuj u bunar… Pa kako je?
- Pa mislim da je bolje. Jučer se prest’o derat’.
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Mile Kitić:
-Elena, trebamo kitit jelku"
Elena:
-Mile Kitiću
-Elena, trebamo kitit jelku"
Elena:
-Mile Kitiću
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sjedi Suljo pored zgodne djevojke u avionu, ona cita neki zenski casopis .. Suljo otpocne konverzaciju pitajuci je pise li ista interrsantno u tom clanku
djevojka odgovara da u clanku pise da Indijanci imaju najduzi penis, a Spanci najdeblji .. po dosadasnjim istrazivanjima ..
Suljo je pogleda, kaze .. da se predstavim .. Vinetu Sanchez
djevojka odgovara da u clanku pise da Indijanci imaju najduzi penis, a Spanci najdeblji .. po dosadasnjim istrazivanjima ..
Suljo je pogleda, kaze .. da se predstavim .. Vinetu Sanchez
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I hurt easy, I just don't show it
You can hurt someone and not even know it
You can hurt someone and not even know it
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Izašao Mujo s Fatom prvi put, hajd večera, romantika, izašli da prošetaju, on pokušava da je nagovori da idu kući da je, jel, d’ izvineš, razumiš, ali ona se nećka. Više ne bi nego bi, ipak je eto prvi dejt, pa ono…
A njemu nabrekla muda k’o gume u pijačarskog Passata, pa samo gleda priliku gdje bi joj ga metno.
Kad u jednom parku veli ona mora ići piškit u žbun. Ode ona a on s druge strane, prišunja joj se iza leđa i zavuče ruku među noge i odjenom prihvati nešto.
“Aaaa Fato, pa ti muško!!” na šta će ti ona “Ma jok budalo, vidiš da serem”.
A njemu nabrekla muda k’o gume u pijačarskog Passata, pa samo gleda priliku gdje bi joj ga metno.
Kad u jednom parku veli ona mora ići piškit u žbun. Ode ona a on s druge strane, prišunja joj se iza leđa i zavuče ruku među noge i odjenom prihvati nešto.
“Aaaa Fato, pa ti muško!!” na šta će ti ona “Ma jok budalo, vidiš da serem”.
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Srušio se avion u prašumu i trojicu preživjelih uhvate ljudožderi...kažu ako budemo čuli za vasu zemlju, ostaćete živi, inače u kazan...kaže Amer prvi..New York, Las Vegas, Washington...oni samo odmahuju glavom, kauboji, indijanci, Obama..ma kakvi..hajmo lonac..sljedeći Rus..Dostojevski, Puškin, Staljin, Lenjin..oktobarska revolucija..Sibir..samo ga u čudu gledaju...hajmo lonac...sljedeći je Bosanac..on sam krenuo prema kazanu..svi ga gledaju u čudu..pitaju ga gdje će..kaže on.."Ma šta ću, ako niste čuli za Ameriku i Rusiju, kako da čujete za moju malu zemlju"...
"Pa odakle si?"
"Iz Bosne."
Svi se zgledaju..
"Iz Travnika, jednog malog grada u Bosni"
Kad skoči poglavica, poče ga ljubiti, grliti, suza suzu goni...
"Pa tamo mi sin studira, kako neću znati.."
"Pa odakle si?"
"Iz Bosne."
Svi se zgledaju..
"Iz Travnika, jednog malog grada u Bosni"
Kad skoči poglavica, poče ga ljubiti, grliti, suza suzu goni...
"Pa tamo mi sin studira, kako neću znati.."
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Šta će kamikazama kacige?
Nako, iz zajebancije.
Nako, iz zajebancije.
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Ole gunnar solskjaer meets with Klopp. He asks him, "Your team wiped the floor with us 5 - 0 I cant get over it, how do you run such an efficient team? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," says Klopp, "the most important thing is to sign intelligent players."
Solskjaer frowns. "But how do I know the players in my team are really intelligent?"
Klopp says. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle."
Then Klopp phones Mo Salah. "Please Join me and Solskjaer in here, would you?"
Salah walks into the room. "Yes, boss?"
Klopp smiles. "Answer me this, please, Mo. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Mo answers, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says Klopp.
Back at Old Trafford, Ole gunnar Solskjaer asks to see Harry Maguire.
"Harry, answer this for me. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says Harry. "Let me get back to you on that one."
Harry goes to to the whole Man Utd squad and asks every one he can find, but none can give him an answer. Finally, on the way out he bumps into Paul Pogba
Harry says, "Paul! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?
Paul Pogba says, "That's easy. It's me!"
Harry says. "Thanks!" and goes back to the Managers Office to speak with Ole gunnar Solskjaer.
Harry Says, "I did some research I asked the whole team and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Paul Pogba."
Ole gunnar Solskjaer, stomps over to Harry Maguire, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Mo Salah!"
#PSL
"Well," says Klopp, "the most important thing is to sign intelligent players."
Solskjaer frowns. "But how do I know the players in my team are really intelligent?"
Klopp says. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle."
Then Klopp phones Mo Salah. "Please Join me and Solskjaer in here, would you?"
Salah walks into the room. "Yes, boss?"
Klopp smiles. "Answer me this, please, Mo. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Mo answers, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says Klopp.
Back at Old Trafford, Ole gunnar Solskjaer asks to see Harry Maguire.
"Harry, answer this for me. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says Harry. "Let me get back to you on that one."
Harry goes to to the whole Man Utd squad and asks every one he can find, but none can give him an answer. Finally, on the way out he bumps into Paul Pogba
Harry says, "Paul! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?
Paul Pogba says, "That's easy. It's me!"
Harry says. "Thanks!" and goes back to the Managers Office to speak with Ole gunnar Solskjaer.
Harry Says, "I did some research I asked the whole team and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Paul Pogba."
Ole gunnar Solskjaer, stomps over to Harry Maguire, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Mo Salah!"
#PSL
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Poslije nekih mjesec-dva veze pita djevojka momka kad će je upoznati njegovu porodicu.
Kaže on:
Pa teško bo'me žena radi , djeca idu u školu...
Kaže on:
Pa teško bo'me žena radi , djeca idu u školu...
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Imao Sadio Mane pismeni iz maternjeg jezika ali zaboravio penkalo. I dođe Seka Aleksić i reče mu :
ISKORISTI MOJE, MANE.
ISKORISTI MOJE, MANE.
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Stari, ali prejak:
Kaže Mujo Fati: "Moja Fato, nema ništa bolje od pičke"
Kaže njemu Fata: "E moj Mujo, nisi ti ku.rac prob'o"
Kaže Mujo Fati: "Moja Fato, nema ništa bolje od pičke"
Kaže njemu Fata: "E moj Mujo, nisi ti ku.rac prob'o"
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